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What's grey and puts out forest fires?
Smokey the Elephant
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What is beautiful, gray and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with an ant?
A dead ant
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit card
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Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look silly with glove compartments
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence
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Why do elephants paint the soles of the feet yellow?
So they can hide upside-down in the custard
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Have you ever seen an elephant swimming in the custard?
No, but that just proves the efficiency of the camouflage
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By the way, what is the black triangle sticking out of the custard?
It's a shark. That's why the elephants hide
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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in the strawberry patch
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How do you get an elephant down from an oak tree?
Tell him to sit on a leaf and wait until autumn
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Why are alligators long and flat?
They must have gotten too close to the oak tree
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What game do elephants like to play most?
Squash